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Post by Vallen on Jan 5, 2015 1:13:44 GMT -8
Hey guys, checking in. Space has told me about the broken server and all of the horrible things that have been going on. I apologize for being gone so long but I have to spend as much time with my girl before she goes back to Germany on the 10th this month. I look forward to getting back into the action with you guys. Attachments:
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spacetronaught
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Post by spacetronaught on Jan 6, 2015 23:43:53 GMT -8
Was your Best Man a Samurai?
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Post by dirkdiggler on Jan 7, 2015 4:08:17 GMT -8
socal wedding checklist:
beach: check
Hawaiian shirts: check
light instrumental musician: check
flower leis: not check, you done fucked up
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Post by Vallen on Jan 7, 2015 22:49:03 GMT -8
socal wedding checklist: beach: check Hawaiian shirts: check light instrumental musician: check flower leis: not check, you done fucked up What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. |
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Post by Vallen on Jan 7, 2015 22:54:19 GMT -8
Was your Best Man a Samurai? My best man was a veteran frogman with over 279 confirmed kills; he was awarded the Medal of Honor and turned down a second one, 2 Silver Stars, 4 Bronze Stars for Valor, 4 Purple Hearts, a Distinguished Service Cross and countless more hang from his wrinkled, gnarled ballsack. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 15:22:13 GMT -8
Was your best man named Chris Kyle?
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Post by dreddnut on Jan 8, 2015 22:47:40 GMT -8
Dick Marcinko, Best Man of the year...  |
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Burtrolla
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Total Time Played: 264 hours | Time Played as Engineer: 207 hours. Fight me nerd.
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Post by Burtrolla on Jan 9, 2015 16:29:09 GMT -8
Vallen come back, you can blame it all on XKQ~
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Post by pheonix991 on Jan 10, 2015 0:14:50 GMT -8
Welcome Back BEBE!
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Post by Vallen on Jan 10, 2015 9:10:41 GMT -8
Are you all thoroughly fed up with being sopping wet?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2015 10:48:02 GMT -8
blah
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Post by SWAGatha on Jan 10, 2015 19:24:50 GMT -8
Vallen you're missing out on nights with XKQ
"OH BBY THOSE THAT MAK U MOISSST?!"
SNOOORT SNOOOORRTTTT SLURPSLURPSLURP
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